The paper said
For only two scoops of cinnamon and some scarper from an old crying tree, and 99 sens, one bottle room, fully furnished, is all yours!”
On the other side it said
“Flipping harnesses, or scalloping suits, flying staircases or naughty roots, do have a bottle room with the orange sky in view in your yard! Watch the stars at night! Watch the clouds! Watch your neighbors go green with envy! Watch out for the turning worms and dive bombing birds!”
There was a tiny picture postcard with the paper.
It came in the morning mail.
We bought one for our back yard.