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Meanderings

Bodily functions are the weirdest oddest thing. The most important people have them as well as others. I wonder if spies ever took advantage of the desperate need to poo after a milky breakfast for the large numbers of lactose … Continue reading

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I planted a tree in my hair

I planted a tree in my hair And the little people moved in Living in their milk carton house And tangled spirals for a view. They’d braid my hair on the sly And have barbecue Barbecue for lunch, barbecue for … Continue reading

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He had seven and a half warts on his face…

He had seven and a half warts on his face, with lots of hair growing out of each. His head was clean without a strand of hair. His eyes were too wide, nose too bobbly, and his skin was a … Continue reading

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Crazy Drinks

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Dead Roses

There’s something about dead pretty things, yellowed, old, faded, sad, falling to pieces, to dust. Something, shall we say?, rather friendly… So lets preserve them forever inĀ  black and white lines, never dead cuz it was never alive, contorted, re-interpreted, … Continue reading

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